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THE FAT RUNNER: My Top 10 Sports Moments of 2011

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An ultra delayed post almost a week into 2012, I now give you my very own Top 10 sports moment of 2011. It was a year of excitement for many sports fans, but personally it was an ambivalent year generally characterized by unsolicited hugs and fist pumping (table or air) occassions. Suffice to say,…

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Permalink As Listed Yes, he is good-looking. He looks young. The lesson here is that you should not lie when you flirt. You should be honest and tell the person you are flirting with that you are such a respected man. If you do, the person will cooperate with you with your escapade. But we should understand that even politicians lie when they flirt. They have their libidos. They also make mistakes. They commit errors like us. They are humans also. Bottomline: he is still HOT!
Permalink Cover it Your face is such a great identity. Thus when you do some things that others may not approve, cover your face. That is why we have bonnets at night when we go to the market of happiness. When you also take your picture of your body-even though it is obvious to be ageing- cover your face if you are not proud of it. And when you take a picture of your weapon, cover your face so that your children won’t identify that that was the thing that created them!
Permalink Gaga Gone Wild The butt, bow! Goodies why does some people find the butt a trademark of beauty for women (and gays). They like touching it. They love squeezing it.  People forgot that the butt is the channel for one self’s cleanliness (do I mean metabolism?) Lady Gaga here is such a bad girl. And whose hands are those? Lady Gaga literally is wild!
Permalink Decades Ago Years ago, you were younger (of course). And tomorrow, you are a day older (hahaha). Just like Matt Damon, we grow old. This black and white picture shows Damon in his teen years. Too innocent and too fresh! Now, we see him as a matured one who is active in politicking. (I mean that).
Permalink Love Was Young Then My friend once told me to buy a certain magazine. The cover story was all about the romance of Chris Brown and Rihanna that went wrong. I was excited to read about the story but when I reached the part of the article explaining why Chris Brown is physically abusive (or have been one), I stopped. I pity him. I do not hate him for being an abusive person. Chris Brown is a product of parental irresponsibility. Such behaviours always roots to family situations…People from broken families are always problematic.
Permalink Surprized! Sometimes we should practice getting away from paparazzi’s. We need to practice how to strategically confuse them so they won’t see us when we leave or when we do something. (Did I sound like a very very famous star here?) Back to my ordinary-ness, there are times that we are surprised that some photographers are taking pictures of us. And in that very moment we are doing an embarrassing thing or we are doing the things we are doing privately.
Permalink BRAINY PIERCINGS I was wondering if this is true. But yes, I believe this picture is real.  Sorry but I am a person who does not appreciate piercings. This is quite strange and people who have seen this person would also wonder how this was done.  Simple, the person underwent a surgical operation. No ordinary doctor can connect such accessories. I now imagine people placing piercing on the private part, claiming that sex after that would be better. Gosh! How about this person, would he be a bit brighter now?
Permalink ENGRAVED DIAMONDS This may be good because it is safe from thefts. But it seems it would be painful when thefts try to lock your hand to get this precious thing.For me, even I have offers to have one like this for free, I would still say NO. I will say “may I have it in cash?”. First reason? I do not want to get my skin sliced. Second, I believe I can get infections from wearing such.
Permalink THE WATER SOURCE I want to challenge the architect if this. How about seeing juice water coming out from the penis of this masterpiece? Or Coke, or chocolate drink? I am not sure if this picture was taken in Italy. I must admit that this masterpiece is classical and cool! I like it! Besides its humorous, it challenges minds to think creatively (wink).
Permalink ON MY SHOULDER
Permalink THE SHOT
Permalink A BOXER IN FISH NET
Permalink CREAMY TONGUE